AKPABIO & GISTLOVER: THE FULL GIST

This mess is hotter than a habanero pepper, and everyone's talking about it. You've got Akpabio, that big man, dragged into the dirt by Gistlover, the anonymous social media kingpin. The internet is blowing up with rumors, and nobody knows what to trust anymore. Are we dealing with a personal vendetta? Or is there a deeper conspiracy at play here?